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- ARE YOU READY, KIDS?

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all: AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN!

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- I CAN'’T HEAR YOU.

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all: AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN!

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- ♪ OHH...

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♪ WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE
UNDER THE SEA? ♪

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all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

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- ♪ ABSORBENT AND YELLOW
AND POROUS IS HE ♪

9
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all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

10
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- ♪ IF NAUTICAL NONSENSE
BE SOMETHING YOU WISH ♪

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all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

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- ♪ THEN DROP ON THE DECK
AND FLOP LIKE A FISH ♪

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all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
- READY?

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all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

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SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

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SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

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- SPONGEBOB

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SQUAREPANTS!

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[laughing]

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♪

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[waves crashing]

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[lilting ukulele music]

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♪

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- [slurps]

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MAYBE I'’LL...
PRACTICE MY CLARINET.

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AH-HE-HE-HEM.

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[playing jazzy tune]

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♪

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- KIND OF SOUNDS LIKE
SQUIDWARD'’S PRACTICING

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HIS CLARINET OVER THERE,
DOESN'’T IT, GARY?

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GARY?

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WELL, I CAN'’T JUST STAND BY
AND LET HIM PRACTICE ALONE.

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THEN WHAT KIND OF A FRIEND
AND NEIGHBOR WOULD I BE?

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NOT THAT KIND THAT I...
[metal twangs]

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WOULD WANT.

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[porthole creaks]

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[strumming harmoniously]

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HI, NEIGHBOR!

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♪

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- GRRR!

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[playing faster]

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♪

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[blaring high note]

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[growls and jabbers]

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- SHOULD WE TAKE IT
FROM THE TOP?

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- THE DAY I WILLINGLY PRACTICE

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MY MUSICAL ART
WITH YOU

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IS THE DAY I GROW HAIR
ON MY--

49
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[clapping]

50
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- [chuckles]
LIKE, BRAVO, MAN! BRAVO!

51
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- AND WHO MIGHT YOU BE?

52
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- ♪ I'’M GLAD YOU ASKED ♪

53
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♪ I'’LL MAKE IT PERFECTLY CLEAR ♪

54
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♪ I'’M THE GUY YOU MADE SMILE
FROM EAR TO EAR ♪

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♪ '’CAUSE A SWEET SOUND'’S COMING
FROM THIS HERE DIRECTION ♪

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♪ THE ENTIRE OCEAN
SHOULD HEAR ♪

57
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♪ NOW WHAT I AM PROPOSING
TO YOU ♪

58
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♪ IS SOMETHING I FEEL
IT IS MY DUTY TO DO ♪

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♪ I'’M NOT JUST AN ADMIRER
AND PASSER-BY ♪

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♪ I WANNA BE A CONCERT-PROMOTING
MANAGER GUY ♪

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- ♪ ARE YOU SERIOUS?
IS THIS A DREAM? ♪

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- ♪ COLONEL CARPER'’S THE NAME ♪

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♪ I THINK WE'’D MAKE
A GREAT TEAM ♪

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♪ YOU AND YOUR MUSICAL
COMPADRE UP THERE ♪

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♪ ARE THE NEXT BIG THING,
I DO SOLEMNLY SWEAR ♪

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♪ SO...
WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR? ♪

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♪ IT'’S HIGH TIDE TIME ♪

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♪ WE GO ON TOUR

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♪ TOGETHER WE'’LL SET SAIL ♪

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♪ ON A MAGICAL
MUSICAL JOURNEY ♪

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[crowd cheers]

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♪ WHERE YOU'’LL PLAY
FOR AT LEAST A TRILLION ♪

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♪ AND THAT GUY
ON THAT GURNEY ♪

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[bell dings]

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[fans scream]
- ♪ SCREAMING FANS

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♪ WILL INSISTENTLY CLAP
THEIR HANDS FOR MORE ♪

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♪ AS YOU FLY
THROUGH THE AIR ♪

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♪ DOING YOUR FOURTH
ENCORE ♪

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♪ AND REMEMBER TO BRING
YOUR RAKE ♪

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♪ '’CAUSE NEPTUNE ONLY KNOWS ♪

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♪ THE MONEY WE'’LL MAKE ♪
[cha-ching]

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[bang]

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- ♪ DID SOMEONE SAY MONEY?

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♪ I COULD SWEAR
THAT'’S WHAT I HEARD ♪

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♪ I'’VE GOT SUPER SENSITIVE
HEARING ♪

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♪ WHEN IT COMES
TO THAT WORD ♪

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- ♪ YES, HE SAID MONEY

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♪ BUT MORE IMPORTANTLY
HE SAID ♪

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♪ FA-A-A-ANS

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♪ AND NOT THE TYPE
THAT BLOWS AIR ♪

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♪ WHEN YOU'’RE FEELING
TOO HOT ♪

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♪ THE TYPE THAT WANTS
YOUR AUTOGRAPH ♪

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♪ ON EVERYTHING THEY'’VE GOT ♪

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- SIGNATURE, MR. TENTACLES?

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- ♪ AND I HEARD
THE WORD "TEAM" ♪

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♪ WHICH IS SPECIAL TO ME

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♪ '’CAUSE THROUGH THE POWER
OF MUSIC ♪

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♪ THERE'’S NO WAY
WE WON'’T GET ♪

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♪ TO BOND TOGETHER

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♪ IN THIS SPECIAL DUET

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both: ♪ SO...

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♪ WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR?

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♪ IT'’S HIGH TIDE TIME ♪

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♪ WE WENT ON TOUR

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- UH, EXCUSE ME.

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IS THERE ANY WAY
I COULD DO THIS TOUR

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AS A SOLOIST?

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- HMM, LET ME THINK
ABOUT THAT FOR A SECOND.

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NONE...

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[falsetto]
♪ WHATSOEVER

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♪ THE TOUR MUST CONSIST--
AND I DO PERSIST ♪

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♪ OF THE TALL ONE
WITH HALITOSIS ♪

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♪ AND THE SQUARE ONE
WITH THE TALENTED WRIST ♪

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- ♪ A DREAM WRAPPED IN PAIN

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♪ I DON'’T KNOW
WHETHER TO SMILE OR POUT ♪

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- ♪ EXCUSE ME, COLONEL

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♪ I'’LL BE TAKING OVER
FROM HERE ON OUT ♪

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- ♪ BUT IT WAS I
WHO DISCOVERED ♪

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♪ THIS SOON-TO-BE-FAMOUS
PAIR ♪

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♪ AND I'’M THE ONE
WHO KNOWS ♪

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♪ WHAT IT TAKES
TO GET THEM THERE ♪

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♪ YOU'’LL NEED A TOUR BUS,
VENUES ♪

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♪ GOTTA BUILD A BUZZ

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♪ YOU NEED EQUIPMENT
AND ROADIES TOO ♪

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♪ I'’M THE EXPERT
OF ALL THINGS ♪

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♪ CONCERT-PROMOTIONALLY
SPEAKING ♪

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♪ YOU HAVE NO INKLING

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♪ YOU HAVE NO CLUE

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[whirring]

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- ♪ THANKS FOR ALL
THE GREAT TIPS ♪

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♪ I THINK YOU SHOULD BE
ON YOUR WAY ♪

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♪ GOOD-BYE

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♪ GOOD LUCK
HAVE A NICE DAY ♪

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♪ SO...

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♪ WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR?

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♪ IT'’S HIGH TIDE TIME ♪

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♪ WE WENT ON TOUR!

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UP AND AT '’EM, BOYS.

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WE GOT A TOUR
TO PUT ON.

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- [grunting]

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WHEW! CHANGING THE OIL
IN THE SCHOOL BUSMOBILE

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SURE IS A PAIN IN THE--
[engine rumbles]

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WHAT THE--

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STOP!

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THIEF!

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[tires screech]

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- MORNING, SQUIDWARD.

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[grunts]

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TOUR BUS, SOUND EQUIPMENT--
CHECK.

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ALL I NEED NOW IS A...

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"ROADIE".

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NOW, WHERE IN NEPTUNE'’S NET
AM I EVER GONNA FIND A--

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[clatter]

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- SOMEBODY LEFT THIS THING

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LAYING AROUND
THE PARKING LOT.

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- ROADIE--CHECK.

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[heavy metal music playing]

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HERE WE ARE, BOYS--
OUR FIRST GIG.

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ALL THOSE PEOPLE
ARE LINED UP

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TO SEE YOU.

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- SOUNDS LIKE A LOAD
OF HOOEY.

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- ALL RIGHT, ROADIE.
START UNLOADING THE HOOEY.

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- UH, MR. KRABS,
WHERE DO I PUT THIS?

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- ANYWHERE'’S FINE.
- THEN WHAT ABOUT THIS?

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- HEY, LOOK,
IT'’S NED AND THE NEEDLEFISH!

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[crowd cheering
and shouting]

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- HI, GUYS!

168
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- WELL, WELL, WELL.

169
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IF IT ISN'’T THAT GUY
WHO STOLE MY BAND.

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I HOPE YOU AREN'’T HERE
TO STEAL THIS BAND TOO,

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BECAUSE THIS TIME AROUND,
I'’LL BE READY FOR YA.

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- WELL, THAT'’S VERY INTERESTING,
COLONEL CARPER.

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BUT RIGHT NOW, MY BAND AND I
ARE ON A WORLD TOUR,

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AND TONIGHT, WE'’RE OPENING
FOR NED AND THE NEEDLEFISH.

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- [laughing]

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- [chuckles]
YEAH, WHA--

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UH, WHAT'’S SO FUNNY?

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- YOU ARE!

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AND THE FACT THAT YOU THINK
YOU HAVE ANY IDEA

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WHAT IT TAKES TO PUT ON
A MUSICAL TOUR.

181
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- WE HAVE A TOUR BUS,
SOUND EQUIPMENT,

182
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A ROADIE--

183
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- YOU CALL THAT A TOUR BUS?

184
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YOU CALL THIS
SOUND EQUIPMENT?

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THAT'’S NOT A ROADIE.
THESE ARE ROADIES.

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- [screams]

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- I'’LL TELL YOU WHAT.

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I'’LL LET YOU OPEN
FOR NED AND THE NEEDLEFISH

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ON ONE CONDITION:

190
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MY ROADIES GET TO SABOTAGE
YOUR SOUND EQUIPMENT

191
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AND HAVE IT BLOW UP
DURING YOUR SOUND CHECK.

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- WAIT A MINUTE.
WHAT'’S THAT GONNA COST ME?

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- OH, THAT'’LL BE FREE.

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- DEAL.

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OKAY, MR. SQUIDWARD.
TAKE IT FROM THE TOP.

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[jazzy clarinet music]

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[boom]

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DOGGONE IT.

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- [cackling]

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NOW YOU DON'’T HAVE
ANY SOUND EQUIPMENT,

201
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UNLIKE ME, WHO HAS
THIS ENTIRE WALL OF SPEAKERS

202
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YOU SEE RIGHT BEHIND ME.

203
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[cackles]

204
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NOW YOUR WHOLE TOUR
IS RUINED!

205
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[laughing]

206
00:08:03,530 --> 00:08:06,190
SERIOUSLY, I CAN'’T--
I CAN'’T TAKE IT.

207
00:08:06,190 --> 00:08:07,570
IT'’S TOO MUCH.

208
00:08:07,570 --> 00:08:09,290
[giggling]

209
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- IT SURE WAS NICE
OF THAT COLONEL CARPER GUY

210
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TO LET US BORROW HIS ENTIRE WALL
OF SOUND EQUIPMENT,

211
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WASN'’T IT, MR. KRABS?

212
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- WELL, HERE WE ARE--
OUR NEXT GIG.

213
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- WE'’RE PERFORMING
AT A SUPERMARKET?

214
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DRIVER, TURN THIS BUS AROUND.

215
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THE TOUR IS CANCELLED.

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HEAD STRAIGHT BACK
TO THE KRUSTY KRAB.

217
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- SORRY, SQUIDWARD, BUT THAT
IS PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE.

218
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- WHAT?

219
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- BECAUSE IT'’S NOT THERE
ANYMORE.

220
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- THE KRUSTY KRAB'’S
NOT THERE ANYMORE?

221
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WHERE'’D IT GO?

222
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- I PAWNED IT
TO RAISE THE CASH

223
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FOR THE CONCERT TOUR.

224
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- YOU DID WHAT?!

225
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- YEAH, HARD TO BELIEVE,
I KNOW.

226
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ME HEART ACHES WHEN I THINK
OF ME OLD GIRL,

227
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COLD AND LONELY,

228
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JUST SITTING IN THE FRONT WINDOW
OF THAT DIRTY PAWN SHOP,

229
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AT THE MERCY
OF ANY RANDOM JOE

230
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WHO JUST HAPPENS BY.

231
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- [whistling happily]

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[gasps]

233
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HOPPIN'’ HAMBURGER STANDS!

234
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I GOTTA GO HOME
AND GET MY WALLET.

235
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- IT'’S NOT EVEN
MY RESTAURANT,

236
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AND SOMEHOW I REGRET
THAT DECISION.

237
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- HEY, NOW,
QUIT YOUR WORRYING BACK THERE.

238
00:09:03,570 --> 00:09:05,290
WITH THE SUCCESS
WE'’RE ABOUT TO HAVE,

239
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WE'’LL BE ABLE TO BUY
TEN KRUSTY KRABS.

240
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- A-ONE, AND A-TWO,

241
00:09:10,980 --> 00:09:12,710
AND A-ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR.

242
00:09:12,710 --> 00:09:14,950
[cheerful tune]

243
00:09:14,950 --> 00:09:16,980
[cash register ringing]

244
00:09:16,980 --> 00:09:20,430
♪

245
00:09:20,430 --> 00:09:21,770
[nuts rattling]

246
00:09:21,770 --> 00:09:25,430
♪

247
00:09:25,430 --> 00:09:27,220
[cans clanking]

248
00:09:27,220 --> 00:09:29,810
[carts clattering]

249
00:09:29,810 --> 00:09:37,740
♪

250
00:09:37,740 --> 00:09:39,640
[chips scraping rhythmically]

251
00:09:47,050 --> 00:09:48,810
[chips crunching
rhythmically]

252
00:09:48,810 --> 00:09:50,460
[corn popping]

253
00:09:50,460 --> 00:09:54,080
[bread making
accordion sounds]

254
00:09:54,080 --> 00:09:56,080
[pretzel whistling]

255
00:10:08,290 --> 00:10:11,500
[song ends,
pretzel whistling continues]

256
00:10:14,840 --> 00:10:18,500
- THANK YOU.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

257
00:10:18,500 --> 00:10:20,430
OH, COME ON!
NOTHING?

258
00:10:20,430 --> 00:10:22,710
- WHAT A HAPPY CELEBRATION.

259
00:10:22,710 --> 00:10:25,150
- I MOST CERTAINLY AGREE.

260
00:10:25,150 --> 00:10:26,840
- WHY, THANK YOU,

261
00:10:26,840 --> 00:10:28,640
MR. SUPERMARKET MANAGER.

262
00:10:28,640 --> 00:10:29,840
- HERE YOU GO.

263
00:10:29,840 --> 00:10:31,120
- WHAT'’S THIS?
OUR PAYCHECK?

264
00:10:31,120 --> 00:10:34,400
- NO, IT'’S A BILL.
- WHAT?

265
00:10:34,400 --> 00:10:36,400
- YOU'’RE KIDDING ME, RIGHT?

266
00:10:36,400 --> 00:10:38,810
WE'’RE PERFORMING
AT A RETIREMENT HOME?

267
00:10:38,810 --> 00:10:40,460
- OH, DON'’T WORRY,
SQUIDWARD.

268
00:10:40,460 --> 00:10:42,500
THESE GEEZERS REALLY KNOW
HOW TO PARTY.

269
00:10:42,500 --> 00:10:45,570
- OH, YEAH, THEY'’VE GOT
ONE FOOT IN THE RAVE.

270
00:10:45,570 --> 00:10:47,150
HA. HA, HA.

271
00:10:47,150 --> 00:10:48,260
REAPER JOKES.

272
00:10:48,260 --> 00:10:50,150
[wheels squeaking]

273
00:11:03,600 --> 00:11:05,980
TWO, THREE, FOUR, AN--

274
00:11:05,980 --> 00:11:09,400
[squeaking continues]

275
00:11:09,400 --> 00:11:11,810
TWO, THREE, FOUR.

276
00:11:11,810 --> 00:11:13,050
[cheerful tune]

277
00:11:13,050 --> 00:11:14,980
- TOO LOUD!

278
00:11:14,980 --> 00:11:17,710
YOU'’RE PLAYING TOO LOUD!

279
00:11:17,710 --> 00:11:19,290
- SORRY, SIR.

280
00:11:19,290 --> 00:11:21,740
- [quietly]
OKAY, TWO, THREE, FOUR.

281
00:11:21,740 --> 00:11:24,640
[soft cheerful tune]

282
00:11:24,640 --> 00:11:27,020
- TOO LOUD!
STILL TOO LOUD!

283
00:11:27,020 --> 00:11:28,640
[very soft]

284
00:11:28,640 --> 00:11:31,570
STILL TOO LOUD!

285
00:11:35,120 --> 00:11:39,740
TOO LOUD!

286
00:11:39,740 --> 00:11:44,150
IT'’S TOO LOUD!

287
00:11:44,150 --> 00:11:46,360
TOO LOUD!

288
00:11:46,360 --> 00:11:49,430
- SUPERMARKET OPENINGS,
RETIREMENT HOMES...

289
00:11:49,430 --> 00:11:52,570
WHAT'’S NEXT,
A CHILD'’S BIRTHDAY PARTY?

290
00:11:52,570 --> 00:11:55,530
[light carousel music]

291
00:11:55,530 --> 00:11:56,770
♪

292
00:11:56,770 --> 00:11:59,810
[kids shouting and laughing]

293
00:11:59,810 --> 00:12:01,980
THIS IS OUR WORST GIG YET.

294
00:12:01,980 --> 00:12:03,430
CHILDREN'’S PARTIES!

295
00:12:03,430 --> 00:12:07,190
WELL, IF THIS IS THE WAY
THIS TOUR IS BEING ORGANIZED,

296
00:12:07,190 --> 00:12:08,400
THEN I WOULD LIKE T--

297
00:12:08,400 --> 00:12:11,810
[poink]
YEEOOOOOW!

298
00:12:11,810 --> 00:12:14,600
I AM NOT A DONKEY FISH!

299
00:12:19,570 --> 00:12:21,570
- MR. KRABS,
HOW MUCH FARTHER IS IT

300
00:12:21,570 --> 00:12:22,840
TO THE NEXT TOWN?

301
00:12:22,840 --> 00:12:25,570
- UH, NOT TOO MUCH FARTHER,
SQUIDWARD.

302
00:12:25,570 --> 00:12:28,810
OH, IN FACT,
WE'’RE JUST ENTERING IT NOW.

303
00:12:28,810 --> 00:12:30,260
[tires screech]

304
00:12:30,260 --> 00:12:32,640
- WELL, IF THIS CONCERT
IS ANYWHERE NEAR AS TERRIBLE

305
00:12:32,640 --> 00:12:33,770
AS THE OTHER ONES,

306
00:12:33,770 --> 00:12:37,050
THEN IT'’S GOING TO BE
MY LAST.

307
00:12:37,050 --> 00:12:38,150
WHAT THE--

308
00:12:38,150 --> 00:12:40,150
ELECTRONICS OUTHOUSE?

309
00:12:40,150 --> 00:12:41,260
GOOD-BYE.

310
00:12:44,770 --> 00:12:46,430
- THIS AIN'’T
OUR NEXT CONCERT.

311
00:12:46,430 --> 00:12:48,330
- WELL, THEN, WHERE IS IT?

312
00:12:48,330 --> 00:12:50,840
- IT'’S, UH, UH, UM...

313
00:12:50,840 --> 00:12:55,670
[crowd chattering]

314
00:12:55,670 --> 00:12:59,050
WELL, IT'’S RIGHT OVER THERE,
OBVIOUSLY.

315
00:12:59,050 --> 00:13:01,950
[tires screech]

316
00:13:01,950 --> 00:13:03,710
I'’LL JUST LEAVE
THE THREE OF YOU RIGHT HERE

317
00:13:03,710 --> 00:13:05,050
TO GET SET UP.

318
00:13:05,050 --> 00:13:07,360
I GOT SOME IMPORTANT
TOUR MANAGER BUSINESS

319
00:13:07,360 --> 00:13:08,570
TO ATTEND TO, YOU KNOW.

320
00:13:08,570 --> 00:13:10,020
- HOLD IT.

321
00:13:10,020 --> 00:13:12,640
THIS BETTER NOT BE
ONE OF YOUR TRICKS, MR. KRABS.

322
00:13:17,020 --> 00:13:18,810
[tires screech]

323
00:13:18,810 --> 00:13:21,360
- [whistling cheerfully]

324
00:13:27,120 --> 00:13:28,670
[heavy metal music playing]

325
00:13:28,670 --> 00:13:30,150
- HEY, LOOK, MAN.

326
00:13:30,150 --> 00:13:33,570
"NED AND THE NEEDLEFISH,
NEXT TURN."

327
00:13:33,570 --> 00:13:36,880
- WHOA.
IT'’S LIKE A SIGN FROM...

328
00:13:36,880 --> 00:13:39,810
A SIGN, MAN.

329
00:13:42,190 --> 00:13:43,640
WOW.

330
00:13:43,640 --> 00:13:46,430
WE HAVE REALLY MOVED DOWN
IN THE WORLD.

331
00:13:46,430 --> 00:13:48,910
[cheers and applause]

332
00:13:48,910 --> 00:13:50,290
[ukulele string tuning]

333
00:13:50,290 --> 00:13:52,050
- ISN'’T THIS THE MOST
EXCITING EXPERIENCE

334
00:13:52,050 --> 00:13:53,640
OF YOUR ENTIRE LIFE,
SQUIDWARD?

335
00:13:53,640 --> 00:13:56,740
- YEAH, I NEVER THOUGHT
I'’D GET TO PERFORM

336
00:13:56,740 --> 00:13:58,500
FOR SO MANY FANS.

337
00:13:58,500 --> 00:14:00,670
- OH? ARE THERE PEOPLE
SHOWING UP?

338
00:14:00,670 --> 00:14:03,710
- ISN'’T THAT
WHAT YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT?

339
00:14:03,710 --> 00:14:06,020
- [crowd chanting]
NED AND THE NEEDLEFISH!

340
00:14:06,020 --> 00:14:08,360
NED AND THE NEEDLEFISH!
NED AND THE NEEDLEFISH!

341
00:14:08,360 --> 00:14:11,910
- AH, JUST SOAK THAT IN,
SQUIDDY, OLD BOY.

342
00:14:11,910 --> 00:14:13,910
IT'’S PRETTY INVIGORATING,
ISN'’T IT?

343
00:14:13,910 --> 00:14:15,400
WAIT A MINUTE.

344
00:14:15,400 --> 00:14:18,640
WHY ARE THEY CHANTING,
"NED AND THE NEEDLEFISH"?

345
00:14:18,640 --> 00:14:20,710
- NO, CAN'’T YOU HEAR THEM,
SQUIDWARD?

346
00:14:20,710 --> 00:14:22,740
THEY'’RE SAYING,
"SQUID-WARD AND SPONGE-BOB,

347
00:14:22,740 --> 00:14:24,400
SQUID-WARD AND SPONGE-BOB!"

348
00:14:24,400 --> 00:14:25,640
- [crowd chanting]
NED AND THE NEEDLEFISH!

349
00:14:25,640 --> 00:14:26,810
- SQUID-WARD AND SPONGE-BOB.

350
00:14:26,810 --> 00:14:28,710
[crowd stops chanting]
SQUID-WARD AND--

351
00:14:28,710 --> 00:14:30,220
[reverb]

352
00:14:30,220 --> 00:14:32,500
- THAT DOESN'’T LOOK
LIKE NED AND THE NEEDLEFISH.

353
00:14:32,500 --> 00:14:35,330
[all booing]

354
00:14:35,330 --> 00:14:37,600
- WAIT, I KNOW
WHAT YOU CAME HERE FOR.

355
00:14:37,600 --> 00:14:40,600
[cheerful tune]

356
00:14:40,600 --> 00:14:42,670
♪

357
00:14:42,670 --> 00:14:43,710
WELL?

358
00:14:43,710 --> 00:14:45,910
- CHASE '’EM OFF STAGE!

359
00:14:45,910 --> 00:14:48,120
[crowd roars]
- UH-OH.

360
00:14:48,120 --> 00:14:49,880
[crowd growling
and shouting]

361
00:14:49,880 --> 00:14:56,950
[heavy metal music]
- ♪ OHHH

362
00:14:56,950 --> 00:14:58,530
- '’SCUSE ME,
COULD ONE OF YOU

363
00:14:58,530 --> 00:15:00,150
SHOW ME HOW TO USE
THIS MULTI-METER?

364
00:15:00,150 --> 00:15:02,600
- UH, HE PROBABLY CAN.

365
00:15:02,600 --> 00:15:07,430
- THANKS.

366
00:15:07,430 --> 00:15:09,460
- MR. KRABS!

367
00:15:09,460 --> 00:15:11,080
- DO I KNOW YOU?

368
00:15:11,080 --> 00:15:13,330
- COLONEL CARPER!

369
00:15:13,330 --> 00:15:14,710
- WERE WE IN THE NAVY
TOGETHER?

370
00:15:14,710 --> 00:15:16,530
- NO, WE WERE NOT.

371
00:15:16,530 --> 00:15:18,150
- WHEW. THAT'’S GOOD,
'’CAUSE FOR A SECOND THERE,

372
00:15:18,150 --> 00:15:19,330
I THOUGHT THAT MAYBE--

373
00:15:19,330 --> 00:15:21,880
- YOUR SHENANIGANS,
SIR,

374
00:15:21,880 --> 00:15:23,910
ARE AT AN END!

375
00:15:23,910 --> 00:15:25,430
OH, YES!

376
00:15:25,430 --> 00:15:28,950
AND YOU WILL BE RECEIVING
A FRIENDLY LITTLE PHONE CALL

377
00:15:28,950 --> 00:15:30,260
FROM MY ATTORNEY,

378
00:15:30,260 --> 00:15:34,220
BECAUSE I AM SUING YOU
FOR EVERY LAST DIME.

379
00:15:36,330 --> 00:15:37,500
- WAIT A MINUTE!

380
00:15:37,500 --> 00:15:38,530
WHERE DO YOU THINK
YOU'’RE GOING

381
00:15:38,530 --> 00:15:39,770
WITH YOUR OWN EQUIPMENT?

382
00:15:39,770 --> 00:15:40,880
- HEY, THANKS AGAIN, FELLAS.

383
00:15:40,880 --> 00:15:42,120
HUH. NICE GUYS LIKE THEM

384
00:15:42,120 --> 00:15:44,810
DON'’T COME AROUND
MUCH THESE DAYS.

385
00:15:44,810 --> 00:15:49,400
THEY EVEN REDECORATED
THE TOUR BUSMOBILE FOR US.

386
00:15:49,400 --> 00:15:50,430
- MR. KRABS!

387
00:15:50,430 --> 00:15:51,770
- HOW'’D THE SHOW GO, BOY?

388
00:15:51,770 --> 00:15:53,430
- OH, THE CROWD
WENT WILD, SIR.

389
00:15:53,430 --> 00:15:55,740
- IN FACT,
THEY'’RE STILL GOING WILD.

390
00:15:55,740 --> 00:15:57,530
[crowd growling
and shouting]

391
00:15:57,530 --> 00:16:00,330
- QUICK, ON THE BUS!

392
00:16:00,330 --> 00:16:01,840
[footsteps thunder]

393
00:16:01,840 --> 00:16:05,430
- WELL, THAT WASN'’T
A COMPLETE WASTE OF TIME.

394
00:16:05,430 --> 00:16:07,360
OH, NO, WAIT.
IT WAS.

395
00:16:07,360 --> 00:16:08,880
- [sniffling]

396
00:16:08,880 --> 00:16:11,670
NOW I'’LL NEVER GET
ME OLD KRUSTY KRAB

397
00:16:11,670 --> 00:16:12,950
OUT OF HOCK.

398
00:16:12,950 --> 00:16:15,150
[sobbing]

399
00:16:15,150 --> 00:16:16,220
- MR. KRABS!

400
00:16:16,220 --> 00:16:17,400
[tires screeching]

401
00:16:17,400 --> 00:16:20,880
[all screaming]

402
00:16:20,880 --> 00:16:22,810
[crash]

403
00:16:27,290 --> 00:16:28,530
- GOOD NEWS, BOYS.

404
00:16:28,530 --> 00:16:32,640
WE ONLY SUSTAINED
A FLAT TIRE.

405
00:16:32,640 --> 00:16:33,950
PATRICK, GO GET
THE SPARE, LAD.

406
00:16:33,950 --> 00:16:35,600
- UH...OH.

407
00:16:35,600 --> 00:16:37,020
YEAH, I CAN'’T.

408
00:16:37,020 --> 00:16:38,670
- WHAT DO YOU MEAN,
YOU CAN'’T?

409
00:16:38,670 --> 00:16:40,020
- WELL, UH--
- NO, NO, WAIT.

410
00:16:40,020 --> 00:16:41,120
LET ME GUESS.

411
00:16:41,120 --> 00:16:43,430
YOU ATE THE SPARE TIRE.

412
00:16:43,430 --> 00:16:45,640
- WOW.
YOU'’RE GOOD AT GUESSING.

413
00:16:45,640 --> 00:16:47,600
- PATRICK, WHY DIDN'’T YOU
JUST ASK ME?

414
00:16:47,600 --> 00:16:49,910
YOU KNOW I ALWAYS BRING
SOME TINY SNACK-SIZE TIRES

415
00:16:49,910 --> 00:16:51,290
FOR IN BETWEEN MEALS.

416
00:16:51,290 --> 00:16:54,400
YOU KNOW, I'’M KIND OF HUNGRY
NOW, ACTUALLY.

417
00:16:54,400 --> 00:16:56,150
MM. SQUIDWARD?

418
00:16:56,150 --> 00:16:57,570
[gulp]
THEY'’RE FAT-FREE.

419
00:16:57,570 --> 00:17:00,360
- MR. KRABS, I'’D LIKE SOME MONEY
FOR CAB FARE.

420
00:17:00,360 --> 00:17:02,120
- BUT, MR. SQUIDWARD--
- BUT NOTHING.

421
00:17:02,120 --> 00:17:03,330
I'’M GOING HOME.

422
00:17:03,330 --> 00:17:05,190
NOW PUT SOME CASH
IN MY HAND SO I--

423
00:17:05,190 --> 00:17:06,260
- [wailing]

424
00:17:06,260 --> 00:17:09,190
BUT I DON'’T HAVE
ANY MONEY LEFT!

425
00:17:09,190 --> 00:17:11,120
NOT EVEN A NICKEL!

426
00:17:11,120 --> 00:17:13,260
IT'’S ALL GONE!

427
00:17:13,260 --> 00:17:16,220
THE KRUSTY KRAB IS GONE!

428
00:17:16,220 --> 00:17:17,220
- FORGET IT.

429
00:17:17,220 --> 00:17:18,430
I'’LL JUST WALK.

430
00:17:18,430 --> 00:17:19,530
- [sobbing]
- WAIT, SQUIDWARD.

431
00:17:19,530 --> 00:17:20,570
SQUIDWARD!

432
00:17:20,570 --> 00:17:22,220
YOU CAN'’T GO. PLEASE.

433
00:17:22,220 --> 00:17:23,360
DON'’T YOU SEE?

434
00:17:23,360 --> 00:17:25,050
THE KRUSTY KRAB NEEDS US
MORE THAN EVER.

435
00:17:25,050 --> 00:17:27,430
- I COULD CARE LESS
WHAT THE KRUSTY KRAB NEEDS.

436
00:17:27,430 --> 00:17:29,500
NOW GET OUT OF MY WAY.

437
00:17:29,500 --> 00:17:31,770
OW. OW.

438
00:17:31,770 --> 00:17:32,840
OWWWW!

439
00:17:32,840 --> 00:17:33,840
OW.

440
00:17:33,840 --> 00:17:35,360
- SQUIDWARD, ARE YOU OKAY?

441
00:17:35,360 --> 00:17:37,530
- GET YOUR HANDS OFF ME.

442
00:17:37,530 --> 00:17:40,500
AGH! OOF! DAAAAH!

443
00:17:42,950 --> 00:17:45,880
- SQUIDWARD--
- DON'’T.

444
00:17:50,840 --> 00:17:53,670
[sad tune]

445
00:17:53,670 --> 00:17:55,330
- ♪ SQUIDWARD

446
00:17:55,330 --> 00:17:57,880
♪ YOU MUST LOOK INWARD

447
00:17:57,880 --> 00:18:00,670
♪ AND THEN I'’M SURE
THAT YOU WILL SEE ♪

448
00:18:00,670 --> 00:18:04,910
♪ WHAT AN AWESOME BAND
WE STILL COULD BE ♪

449
00:18:04,910 --> 00:18:06,770
♪ PLEASE, OH, PLEASE

450
00:18:06,770 --> 00:18:08,740
♪ DON'’T QUIT ON US NOW ♪

451
00:18:08,740 --> 00:18:10,670
♪ I CANNOT ALLOW THIS
TO BE OUR LAST BOW ♪

452
00:18:10,670 --> 00:18:12,400
♪ NOW NOW NOW,
NO NO NO ♪

453
00:18:12,400 --> 00:18:13,710
♪ NAY NAY NAY,
NA NA NA ♪

454
00:18:13,710 --> 00:18:16,020
♪ NE-NE-NEVER GIVE UP

455
00:18:16,020 --> 00:18:18,260
♪ DON'’T EVER GIVE UP ♪

456
00:18:18,260 --> 00:18:20,980
♪ WE CAN'’T LET MR. KRABS
GO BANKRUPT ♪

457
00:18:20,980 --> 00:18:22,670
♪ WE MUST KEEP BUSY

458
00:18:22,670 --> 00:18:26,980
♪ NEVER GIVING U-UUUP

459
00:18:26,980 --> 00:18:29,150
- ♪ HOW DID I NOT SEE
THIS PLAN ♪

460
00:18:29,150 --> 00:18:31,880
♪ WAS A FAILURE
FROM THE START? ♪

461
00:18:31,880 --> 00:18:34,260
♪ BEING AROUND SPONGEBOB

462
00:18:34,260 --> 00:18:36,400
♪ IS BAD FOR MY HEART

463
00:18:36,400 --> 00:18:40,020
♪ AND THAT'’S NOT EVEN
THE WORST PART ♪

464
00:18:40,020 --> 00:18:42,910
♪ SUPERMARKETS,
RETIREMENT HOMES ♪

465
00:18:42,910 --> 00:18:45,330
♪ BIRTHDAY PARTIES FOR KIDS

466
00:18:45,330 --> 00:18:48,840
♪ MY CAREER IN MUSIC
REALLY FEELS ♪

467
00:18:48,840 --> 00:18:51,710
♪ LIKE IT HAS HIT
THE SKIDS ♪

468
00:18:51,710 --> 00:18:52,840
♪ I GIVE UP

469
00:18:52,840 --> 00:18:53,910
♪ THERE IS NO POINT

470
00:18:53,910 --> 00:18:55,190
♪ I GIVE UP

471
00:18:55,190 --> 00:18:57,770
♪ MR. KRABS WILL HAVE TO GO
BANKRUPT ♪

472
00:18:57,770 --> 00:18:58,840
♪ WHILE I'’M BUSY ♪

473
00:18:58,840 --> 00:19:01,740
♪ BITTERLY GIVING UP

474
00:19:01,740 --> 00:19:03,220
- ♪ DON'’T YOU SEE? ♪

475
00:19:03,220 --> 00:19:05,360
♪ MR. KRABS
NEEDS US TERRIBLY ♪

476
00:19:05,360 --> 00:19:08,120
♪ WE'’VE GOT IT IN US
TO BE A HUGE SUCCESS ♪

477
00:19:08,120 --> 00:19:13,360
♪ YOU AND I CAN'’T SETTLE
FOR LESS ♪

478
00:19:13,360 --> 00:19:14,640
♪ I

479
00:19:14,640 --> 00:19:17,570
♪ PROMISED MYSELF
NOT TO SHED THIS TEAR ♪

480
00:19:17,570 --> 00:19:19,670
- ♪ IT'’S GETTING
REALLY COLD OUT HERE ♪

481
00:19:19,670 --> 00:19:22,290
♪ AND I'’M 400 MILES
FROM HOME ♪

482
00:19:22,290 --> 00:19:23,330
♪ IT WOULD APPEAR

483
00:19:23,330 --> 00:19:24,840
♪ AND MY FEET ARE HURTING

484
00:19:24,840 --> 00:19:26,120
♪ OH DEAR, I FEAR

485
00:19:26,120 --> 00:19:31,360
♪ THIS TENTACLEITIS
IS PRETTY SEVERE ♪

486
00:19:31,360 --> 00:19:33,710
- ♪ WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH

487
00:19:33,710 --> 00:19:35,910
- ♪ I SHOULD PROBABLY
GIVE UP ♪

488
00:19:35,910 --> 00:19:38,430
♪ ON THIS GIVING UP TODAY

489
00:19:38,430 --> 00:19:40,770
♪ THIS IS THE PART
WHERE I TURN AROUND AND PLAY ♪

490
00:19:40,770 --> 00:19:44,980
- ♪ THIS IS THE PART
WHERE I STAND UP AND PLAY ♪

491
00:19:44,980 --> 00:19:46,640
both:
♪ TAKE A DEEP BREATH

492
00:19:46,640 --> 00:19:48,770
♪ IN AN EMOTIONAL WAY

493
00:19:48,770 --> 00:19:49,880
[taking deep breaths]

494
00:19:49,880 --> 00:19:51,710
♪ '’CAUSE WITH MY INSTRUMENT ♪

495
00:19:51,710 --> 00:19:55,430
♪ IS HOW I SAY

496
00:19:55,430 --> 00:19:58,400
[inspiring tune]

497
00:19:58,400 --> 00:20:06,260
♪

498
00:20:17,150 --> 00:20:19,710
[fireworks explode]

499
00:20:19,710 --> 00:20:23,640
- WOW, THAT WAS ACTUALLY
KIND OF GOOD.

500
00:20:23,640 --> 00:20:26,810
[crowd cheering]

501
00:20:26,810 --> 00:20:28,150
- AMAZING!

502
00:20:28,150 --> 00:20:29,740
- FANTASTIC!

503
00:20:29,740 --> 00:20:31,400
- UNBELIEVABLE!

504
00:20:31,400 --> 00:20:33,260
THEY'’VE ACTUALLY GATHERED
A CROWD.

505
00:20:33,260 --> 00:20:34,640
TO THINK ALL THESE PEOPLE
CAME OUT

506
00:20:34,640 --> 00:20:36,600
TO THE MIDDLE OF THE DESERT

507
00:20:36,600 --> 00:20:40,020
TO SEE SQUIDWARD
AND SPONGEBOB.

508
00:20:40,020 --> 00:20:43,020
- OR THEY CAME TO SEE
THE METEOR SHOWER

509
00:20:43,020 --> 00:20:45,670
THAT PASSES
THROUGH THE AURORA BOREALIS,

510
00:20:45,670 --> 00:20:48,290
GENERATING A STUNNING,
ONCE-IN-A-LIFETIME LIGHT SHOW.

511
00:20:48,290 --> 00:20:50,430
all: OOH.

512
00:20:50,430 --> 00:20:53,950
AHH.

513
00:20:53,950 --> 00:20:57,460
- THANK YOU.
COME AGAIN, PLEASE.

514
00:20:57,460 --> 00:20:59,600
[cha-ching]

515
00:20:59,600 --> 00:21:01,710
[chuckles]

516
00:21:01,710 --> 00:21:03,740
- LOOK, HERE COMES MR. KRABS.

517
00:21:03,740 --> 00:21:05,710
SQUIDWARD AND I JUST PERFORMED
FOR A CROWD

518
00:21:05,710 --> 00:21:07,020
OF ADORING FANS.

519
00:21:07,020 --> 00:21:08,460
- THAT'’S NICE.

520
00:21:08,460 --> 00:21:11,530
I JUST MADE MORE MONEY
THAN I KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH.

521
00:21:11,530 --> 00:21:12,880
[laughs]

522
00:21:12,880 --> 00:21:14,290
- WELL, IT LOOKS LIKE
THEY COULD HELP YOU

523
00:21:14,290 --> 00:21:15,290
FIGURE IT OUT.

524
00:21:15,290 --> 00:21:17,880
- WHO?

525
00:21:17,880 --> 00:21:21,950
"'’GET PAID BACK FROM MR. KRABS'’
LINE STARTS HERE."

526
00:21:21,950 --> 00:21:23,290
[sniffles]

527
00:21:23,290 --> 00:21:24,190
[gulp]

528
00:21:28,840 --> 00:21:30,980
- WELL, WELL, WELL.

529
00:21:30,980 --> 00:21:33,880
IT LOOKS LIKE THIS IS
THE END OF THE LINE FOR YOU,

530
00:21:33,880 --> 00:21:36,980
BOTH LITERALLY
AND FIGURATIVELY.

531
00:21:36,980 --> 00:21:38,530
[laughs]

532
00:21:38,530 --> 00:21:39,810
- WHAT DO I OWE YOU
MONEY FOR?

533
00:21:39,810 --> 00:21:41,120
- WELL, LET'’S SEE.

534
00:21:41,120 --> 00:21:43,150
HOW ABOUT DAMAGED
SOUND EQUIPMENT,

535
00:21:43,150 --> 00:21:46,670
LOST REVENUE,
AND JUST BECAUSE?

536
00:21:46,670 --> 00:21:48,430
- I DON'’T OWE YOU A NICKEL.

537
00:21:48,430 --> 00:21:51,500
- NO, YOU OWE ME
A MILLION NICKELS.

538
00:21:51,500 --> 00:21:53,910
ROADIES, IT'’S COLLECTIN'’ TIME!

539
00:21:53,910 --> 00:21:55,500
- COLLECTING TI--?

540
00:21:55,500 --> 00:21:57,880
- [laughing maniacally]

541
00:21:57,880 --> 00:21:59,080
YEAH!

542
00:21:59,080 --> 00:22:00,840
[laughs]

543
00:22:00,840 --> 00:22:03,570
OKAY, BOYS,
OUR WORK HERE IS DONE.

544
00:22:07,400 --> 00:22:09,400
- [sobbing]

545
00:22:09,400 --> 00:22:11,840
WELL, KRUSTY KRAB,
I GUESS...[sniffles]

546
00:22:11,840 --> 00:22:14,150
THIS IS GOOD-BYE.

547
00:22:14,150 --> 00:22:17,020
[groaning]
OH, WHY?

548
00:22:17,020 --> 00:22:18,220
WHY?

549
00:22:18,220 --> 00:22:19,810
- DON'’T CRY, MR. KRABS.

550
00:22:19,810 --> 00:22:21,220
HERE, YOU CAN HAVE THE MONEY

551
00:22:21,220 --> 00:22:23,980
FROM GARY'’S COLLEGE FUND
IF IT'’LL...

552
00:22:23,980 --> 00:22:26,120
HELP.

553
00:22:26,120 --> 00:22:27,670
- [groaning]

554
00:22:27,670 --> 00:22:29,530
[crash]

555
00:22:29,530 --> 00:22:30,980
WELL, SPONGEBOB,

556
00:22:30,980 --> 00:22:33,260
YOU READY TO GET BACK
TO DOING WHAT WE DO BEST?

557
00:22:33,260 --> 00:22:35,330
- I'’M READY!

558
00:22:35,330 --> 00:22:36,640
- THAT'’S ME BOY.

559
00:22:36,640 --> 00:22:38,400
- HELLO, SIR.

560
00:22:38,400 --> 00:22:40,670
I'’D LIKE TO PURCHASE
THE KRUSTY KRAB RESTAURANT

561
00:22:40,670 --> 00:22:42,290
YOU HAVE IN YOUR W-W--

562
00:22:42,290 --> 00:22:43,460
WHERE IS IT?

563
00:22:43,460 --> 00:22:44,670
- OH, SORRY, SIR.

564
00:22:44,670 --> 00:22:46,600
I JUST SOLD IT
A MINUTE AGO.

565
00:22:46,600 --> 00:22:49,220
BUT WE DO HAVE THIS SLIGHTLY
USED TACO STAND FOR SALE.